Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:
rallets 23
i saw "raped" at first o_O
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Comments (215)
holagranola 15
wow this guy must be pretty strong to break your nose on a window ! sry good luck with that:)
jakel121 0
64th!!!
holagranola 15
you realize your 67 right ?
jakel121 0
yes. I did it purposely. It is a joke making fun of people who say first and they are like 12th
Bk130 0
Somethings you have to do is head on, sadly you didn't get that reference and took it face first like a moron.
ctry30 5
I woulda beat his @ss
Lanceeden 12
makes you look badass man. just don't tell people you got beaten up by a window.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
that's so mean!! what kind of guy just shoves a girl's face into a window and breaks her nose???
chino627 0
break his balls
Holly2014 0
this makes no since I hope you know that......
robc32ca 4
so it's not that you were a spaz and just slipped and to save face you blame some guy near bu
Riddles66 0
Holy crap you live in the same state as me and it sounds like something this dude Da' Vantay would do... people are dicks, good luck with the nose and if I see anyone at school with a broke nose I'll know it's you homie.