Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
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Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML
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cherries62212 16
and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-
ZoroMiHawk 25
"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy
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Senorangelo 10
Enemy-zoned.
juststephhere 23
Guys like that are just douchebags... Just stay away from guys like that! I'm sure you'll find someone much better :)
Rogerrr57 21
You know, it's stuff like that that makes me wonder if humanity is dead
cmchappy 25
Either way that dick is out of your life so you partially won this round in life
AnyaS 19
Ugh. Some men can't understand what "no" means. I had to do the same thing on a first date and he called me a lesbian for the rejection.
mishwarner 14
What a pig. It's a good thing he showed his cards so early, he sounds like a sexual predator. Good luck finding a normal human - they are out there
Zebediabolical 45
If he was a sexual predator he wouldn't have left and been 'friendzoned'.
allplayedout 20
Well you'll probably be seeing him on a database that flags his location someday, so best to know what a broken tool he is now.
glabberfasted 16
Facebook practically is a database that follows your location already.
Levvy 22
Friend? He wishes.
Tsukiyomi 16
It's times like these I'm ashamed to call myself a man Don't hate all guys OP. Just those of us that act like that
Hash13 13
Did you comment on the post - u deserve a friend zone.
sunnyray812 42
He doesn't even deserve THAT! He deserves to be in the stranger-zone.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Im putting my money she sent him to the creep-zone
C4p3h4r7 4
Question, who were you replying that to?