Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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Top comments
WebWarrior4991 9
I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...
TheOneButNotOnly 15
Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.
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Comments (47)
HereNReady 13
If you're singing while riding it is less badass. Just saying.
jelrid 30
Especially so with Kelly Clarkson music!
shitzzANDgiggz91 5
To be honest I had no ideas that motorcycles even had radios. Am I the only one who was unaware of this?
SmittyJA24 26
Yup.
fictionaldiary 11
Your worst fear is swallowing a bug, but you drive a motorcycle without a helmet?
zaidthunder1 27
I've had that experience, so I've learnt to keep my mouth shut while on a motorcycle.
freddygasman 18
all the best bikers know when to keep their mouth shut. how can you tell when a biker is happy? by all the bus in his teeth.
vix9002 15
YDI for riding without a helmet/without the plastic shield down.
Lefty_Guns 16
Wear a full face helmet, or close your mouth!
PegLegRacing 34
This is why I always ride with a full face helmet. That and death sucks.
manuwish 9
was it really worth a Fml?
jvanevery 19
time for the full facial helmet don't you have a visor
radicalerin 3
Something something helmet