By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
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WebWarrior4991 9

I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...

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TheOneButNotOnly 15

Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.

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trucker2 33

The notes of a sour lemon, sent them to the black hole.... Poor bugs, may you swallow them in peace..... My I suggest you hummmm next time...The cleric is hard at time

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Isn't the sound of the exhaust all the music you need?

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jelrid 30

Actually, my bike is pretty awesome!

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rubberduck_of_doom 31

Shame on you for listening to Music on your bike and double shame on you for (apparently) not wearing a helmet!

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asmb100 27

Not all helmets are full faced, and you can get little devices that go inside the helmet for communications and music. Also, bigger bikes come with speakers and radios.

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jelrid 30

As some feedback seems to be in order: First of all, my bike is actually a large motor scooter, but pretty much all my friends refer to it as a motorcycle. I almost always wear a helmet when I'm out and about, but I was cruising home from work, and it was out in the country where pretty much nobody lives, so I figured I was probably fine. And the insect in question was, in fact, a honey bee. Many of the fields in the area use portable hives to help pollinate their crops.

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alaina1104 11

A butterfly launched itself at my eye today. Thank God I was blinking!

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