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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML

By marie0908 / Wednesday 17 December 2014 05:29 / France - Siros
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By  heirofhope  |  38

It's very odd that he knows about that kind of stuff. Public school? If he keeps talking about it, tell him it's a game for grown-ups only, and maybe teach him another game he can play. I'm sure he'll forget about it in no time.

By  TheGolfGTI  |  24

Well you could probably just get him anything and call it a "sex toy". Not exactly good in the long run, but it works.

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Or you know, tell the truth. Lying to your kids never ends well. They eventually find out the real definition and won't have the same trust. Op's kid is only 6 so I would suggest just saying "it's for adults, I will tell you when you're older". Simple.

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  fancy_98  |  16

#79, I don't think telling a kid it's an adults game is exactly a lie. I mean it's not a game per say, but you can make it a game, and it is for adults.

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  Pauline96_fml  |  20

I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate. And don't ask how I know what that is.

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  TallMist  |  31

"I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate." Unless he likes it up the butt. There IS that possibility he'll wind up swinging that way in the future.

By  Wolfparable  |  22

As long as heard it in an innocent manner (the only way that comes to mind is from an adult joke) it isn't that big of a deal if just explain to him it's something only for grown ups and it's impolite for him to talk about in public

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