By marie0908 - 17/12/2014 05:29 - France - Siros

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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML
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EvilTurtle 35

I'm more concerned with where he heard or saw the word.

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hard_candy 25

i don't see why OP didn't say something along the lines of it "being for grown ups only" or "you will know when you grow up like mommy and daddy."

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RamboMartini 10

He could just pretend it's a rocket!! Which is definitely fun for the whole family!

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Roythetickler 21

I suggest telling him not to say it at school

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EvilTurtle 35

I'm more concerned with where he heard or saw the word.

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heirofhope 38

It's very odd that he knows about that kind of stuff. Public school? If he keeps talking about it, tell him it's a game for grown-ups only, and maybe teach him another game he can play. I'm sure he'll forget about it in no time.

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garrett_8614 14

It would be the same even if it were private school.

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thes7274473 19

Don't tell him it's only for grownups! Then he'll want to play it even more and start talking about it all the time.

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A5Glue56 8

He's a little boy. He may not even be rebellious

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TheGolfGTI 24

Well you could probably just get him anything and call it a "sex toy". Not exactly good in the long run, but it works.

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JBrownie123 24

Until he says to his friends at school "Santa got me a sex toy for Christmas..."

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TheBookWyrm 18

Just don't get him one, then. Say that it's an adult game, and Santa only gives presents to kids.

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thevelociraptor 31

Or you know, tell the truth. Lying to your kids never ends well. They eventually find out the real definition and won't have the same trust. Op's kid is only 6 so I would suggest just saying "it's for adults, I will tell you when you're older". Simple.

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fancy_98 19

#79, I don't think telling a kid it's an adults game is exactly a lie. I mean it's not a game per say, but you can make it a game, and it is for adults.

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_delaneybear 20

That would be quite a surprise when his grandparents watch him open it. Merry Christmas! Here's a *****.

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Pauline96_fml 20

I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate. And don't ask how I know what that is.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Because a fleshlight has a pocket for Legos and could help him see in the dark! ....Right? We'll just have to hope Dad doesn't mistake it for his own fleshlight later.

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octopussperm125 18

Yea, because if it hurts to walk on legos, imagine how it would feel if they were in the fleshlight

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pandalover69 26

Everybody over 18 knows what a flash light is. Why would anyone ask how you know what that is?

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gear4 29

everyone ever knows what a flash light is, no one younger than 18 should know what a flesh light is

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TallMist 32

"I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate." Unless he likes it up the butt. There IS that possibility he'll wind up swinging that way in the future.

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igive 29

Just don't mention it again. If he does let him know it's not for children, and offer something else instead.

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Wolfparable 22

As long as heard it in an innocent manner (the only way that comes to mind is from an adult joke) it isn't that big of a deal if just explain to him it's something only for grown ups and it's impolite for him to talk about in public

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