By j - 18/04/2016 22:24 - United States

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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Zelphoric 25

Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)

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coming back in the future 30

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

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zaidthunder1 27

That would hold true for most people unless you're Irish in which case you're golden.

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Quiet_one 22

Doesn't it do that to everyone?

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Ramisme 12

divorce her. what a bitchy thing to say to a person.

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laden_swallow09 34

Bitchy to speak the truth? Please don't tell me you need your safe space.

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kowsee 22

Unfortunately the reality for most people, men and women!

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cantfixme36 28

At least she didn't say "increased confidence, decreased performance"

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greatfirstdate 18

Lol that's true. There's even a monologue in Macbeth about that. She didn't say that you perform worse, just that you don't perform better.

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