Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I spent Thanksgiving alone. I'm not close to my family, I'm the black sheep but my sister said she would come over. To my surprise, she ended up going to my family's', where I'm not wanted. My boyfriend went to his family's, so I spent the whole day alone. He'd even took my dog. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the dog sitter I'd left him with while I was on vacation. When I arrived at her house to pick him up, she said, "I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about." and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t "leave her premises for trespassing." FML
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML
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robc32ca 4
there must be more to it, why aren't you going with her for Thanksgiving?
SouthernBelle14 0
why aren't you gonna spend the holidays with her too?
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Comments (130)
nicknesser 0
OP that's because women=men's sadness.
vballchick101 0
Aw, that's kind of sad you're going to be spending the holidays alone. :(
chloelovestoswim 6
well she probably doesn't trust you because ur probably not in a good spot in your relationship considering you aren't spending the holidays together
Cinn_fml 23
Well, you could've gone with her, for at least the holiday bits of it (I'm assuming the US doesn't shut down for the month between Thanksgiving and Christmas so people still work). Or maybe try and see some of your family, or friends (or have them over). Just be glad you're not ultimately responsible for the dog.
CitrusGirl 0
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
AlexBuda 0
Divorce time!
pinkrangerx3 0
pwned
pennies_lane 6
wow! if she can't trust you with 'her' dog, how will she ever trust you with 'her' children, if and when you do have them.
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has her reasons. I trust my boyfriend with the cats, but I know that there are people who would look better after them. He is able to forget to feed them until he accidentally walks by and notices it.
DakotaCat 4
Why are you not spending the holidays with her?
asianive 0
that's stupid.
disconect7 0
she's probably bangin someone