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Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

By cheesfactor - / Saturday 19 May 2012 19:50 / Bulgaria - Rousse
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By  soccerguy2  |  11

the guy is probably a dick anyway

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  Zomg_Okay  |  26

Very observant of you. Actually, I was under the impression that not being able to make a date and not bothering to inform your date of this was the mark of a gentleman.

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  JiggaJayZ  |  16

4- you're probably a dick too

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  NuTrees  |  9

Let's look at it this way... You didn't waste time getting dressed and got an amazing calf burn walkin downtown. Once you reached your resturant you were graced by your own pressence. That night you slept a nice heavy sleep. Badabum

By  samanthajonesdru  |  1

Hate when that happens, which is never. Sucks for you.

By  idoam  |  8

Eh, you'd probably have made a bad impression anyway, being sweaty from the scuttling, and in dirty clothes no less.

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  elmousey  |  5

29, that makes no sense. Wouldn't a prissy princess be less likely to get dirty walking a mile? A prissy princess wouldn't be crawling there, playing in the mud and such.

By  Draconium  |  8

You probably just had a week's worth of bad luck in one day, OP. Think of it this way. Karma will ensure tomorrow will be much better. Be sure to do something unpleasant to that horrible guy who stood you up.

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Yeah, it's called the crappy day app. It's automatically installed in your phone. When you're already having a bad day, it locks up your phone, and that helps make all the other problems of your day seem insignificant.

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