To be perfectly honest that was where I thought this FML was going. After I finished reading it I just went well it could have been a lot worse.

Yes one, it would have been tragic. nitrochloroanthraquinones, definitely want to keep that out of the toddlers reach.

Noodle? Man, I learned that one far too early. Ever since I was two years old, I've been slowly falling prey to the Japanese culture. My second word was "kawaii" and it's just gone downhill from there...

#6, Agreed, that was my initial thought when OP stated N" words

At least I'm not the only one who instantly thought of a racial slur.

You beat me to it, but i also thought it was going there

...Nigel Thornberry?

What happened to nada?

Noob.. it's noob isn't it...?

I agree neuroendocrinologist is such a terrible word to use

Nutella! :3

Naggers?

Nutella's a good one. WHAT'S UP MAH NUTELLA?!

Nigger

Yeah shoot... That'd have been pretty funny if it was:P

Thats where everyone thought the fml was going

He did it for the Vine.

I'd laugh if someone taught those to my 2 yr old son

It's apparent you're not a parent.

Why? I'd rather have a kid that says no or never than one that says n*****.

Its apparent that 9 people dont like you

It's apparent that nein people don't like you

Nipple. That's a terrible word... -Lois Griffin.

You kinda look like a long lost Jonas brother.

#46, or jay baruchel!

Yep yep yep!

or in the engineer's voice