By anon - 05/12/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first time. Now, whenever I ask her to do something, she replies "Hakuna Matata" and doesn't even get up. I think she took "no worries" to mean "don't give a shit about anything". FML
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Jowisee 29

When she asks for something, tell her Hakuna Matata. She'll soon get the idea!

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lat187 18

What a wonderful phrase!

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Jowisee 29

When she asks for something, tell her Hakuna Matata. She'll soon get the idea!

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Ichiya 29

Or go extreme. Stop wearing clothes, showering, cooking, and going to work. When she gets concerned scream Hakuna Matata mother ******.

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caarlosgomez_ 14

that is a terrible thing to do to a child

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joeyl2008 29

That is a smart way to live

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hoosiergirl94 31

That's my credo about college now that it's the last two weeks

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lat187 18

What a wonderful phrase!

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Kermy1113 23

Technically Hakuna Mutata is a "problem free philosophy" so she's using it wrong cause she's bout to make some problems.

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en124to79 16

actually it is Swahili for no problems, has nothing to do with philosophy other than some animated animals deciding to live by it

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whysojealous 18

Oh I didn't know that movies are factual and completely true! You learn something new everyday...

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Kermy1113 23

I guess you don't know how jokes work ?

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Guy1009 15

Do you? Because trying to convey sarcasm or humour through text is a difficult task. If he didn't understand it. So you executed it poorly.

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awildwhisper 30

Why are you all being so mean? Dang!

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SolidSteak 5

I got what she meant. You guys are idiots.

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airassault 16

Taken right, it is a great way to live, but she really might want to learn the whole song and have some definite responsibilities... Good luck, OP!

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91hayek 31

Get her father to project his image on clouds in the night sky and then blare his voice telling her to stop messing about and listen to her parents.

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