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I love all the pretentious "smart" people on this thread, and countless others on FML that preach "Think before you speak!" First of all, you make it sound like you've never blurted out something in your life that made you look silly in context. And secondly, and I think most importantly, I do believe the next time my toddler is about to hurt themselves, I will think really carefully about what some nosy waiter is going to think about what I'm about to say, instead of just blurting something out quickly so my child actually stops before hurting themselves. You must have a real interesting life when you can spend so much time plotting out every single word you say. Oh wait no, it's just really easy to blame people when you're behind a computer screen.
I usually sit in FRONT of my screen, thinking of what I'm going to say before I post it, so I don't sound like an idiot. Of course, I always practice the "Think before you speak" rule, especially when talking to children. But then again I usually pay enough attention to my child that they don't get into situations where I have to stupidly blurt something out to keep them from hurting themselves. Gosh, being an attentive parent, what a concept!!
your a bad parent }:(
did he really fall out of the cart?
Geez! That sucks..but it is crazy funny!
what kind of a mother are you?! you just don't know how to discipline your kid!
lol that sounds funny xD want an other one of those? XD you punch ur kid in the eye? lol bad bad bad
you so did not deserve that from a waiter.....god people r sooooooo judgmental now!
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Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!
We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer