Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"
infinityrhyme 0
Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.
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Comments (302)
g0o0_dj 0
259 how is that racist ur the one making it racist what are u trying to say that only blacks and mexicans are gangster now that's racist
rbond93 4
it's not easy haha
5g0mez5 0
white ppl r funny
Miss_gord 0
I would have laughed to.lol
brianjman14 23
help him move to the city, then maybe he can be a g. except if he goes like "wats up nigggaa!" then he'll probably get shot
tchaikovsky93 0
LOOOOL!
madgirl102492 0
Dumbass-theoriginal gangsters from the 20s -30s were white the hip gangsta wannabe shit heads today are nothing but phoney idiots, with no class and no brains unlike the greats. -my great grandfather was one of the true gangsters and he was *gasp* heres the shocker WHITE
drdj2006 3
yes the original gangsters from the 20s-30s were white i agree with your argument but i think of those gangsters as Mobsters and rank them among the high profile organized crime Mobsters of today regardless of race or nationality unlike the bottom rung dip ***** that run around "im a gangsta im a gangsta im a gangsta " they are ******* morons that think they are bad and cool because they are thugs and criminals
irokyoursox 6
OMG it's like Kip with Lafonduh in Napolean Dynamite
joker1911 0
that is too funny for words ! ! !