Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"
infinityrhyme 0
Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.
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dbjb40 0
his ass is gonna get shot
susieloves 0
I'm waiting for "Today, my suburban, white boyfriend actually tried to join a gang. He got shot. FML"
Lmflifeaway 0
If you loved him before he told you that, and you think you are made for each other, then you should tell him he can have you or become a "gangster." If him saying that ruined everything you ever thought about him, you should find someone elsetl be with. What is up with all of the gay bashers? I'm so sure that all of you straight people who have something bad to say about gay people are pure and much better than gay people just because you don't have same gender sex. I do agree that it is funny that a gay man wishes to be a "gangster," but the OP does not deserve this just because they happen to be gay.
Lmflifeaway 0
Someone else to*
MizzCarmellXo 0
ahah aww thats kinda cute. but stupid. how do u become a gangster? sign up for classes at the Y? youtube tutorials? lol please.
ICC 5
YDI for being a fag
janeasutengirl 0
I don't understand. Does he want to run a speak-easy?
Stevieebabyy 0
Dump the low-life.
colonial 0
First, that sucks. I know a lot of people like that. Second, though probably the wrong thing to focus on, hatboxghost? As in the missing ghost from Haunted Mansion? If so, awesome. If not... I will pretend that is what it was meant to be haha.
thehatboxghost 0
That is what it's supposed to be. (:
interruptive_cow 0
Had it been me, when I found out he was serious I would have laughed even harder. Once I'd wiped the tears away from my eyes and caught my breath again I would have dumped him.
l33tm0nk3y 0
FYL for dating a guy like that...I don't care whether you're black or white or Hispanic or whatever, gangsta "culture" is downright retarded.