Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
What is a donkey doing in your classroom?
JMichael 26
I'm kinda curious to take your class now.
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Ihavegas 22
where do I sign up?
That_Ginger 18
Still more flattering than "to look at your veins."
Nolimit2217 32
Your students are awesome.
Vagitarian1 10
Where did you say you teach?
weveallbeenthere 30
be happy. a compliment is always good.
sabrinalynn22 19
Well at least you know they're paying attention to something in class
perdix 31
So, if you presented your material using PowerPoint, you'd be out of a job? You're the only teacher I know who needs a Stairmaster (or a Butt Blaster) for "professional development."
allplayedout 20
The good news is you're still in charge, so keep the reading dense, the discussion intense, and the essays/tests in-depth and those Neanderthal idiots will be either dropping or failing out of your class faster than you can say "dat assputin" (I picture you as a history teacher for some reason). And If they struggle through, you've succeeded as an educator. Win/win.
Ramvicious 6
You lure them in with your ass, and then you fill them with knowledge.
erikapg 12
Well that's impeccable