Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
What is a donkey doing in your classroom?
JMichael 26
I'm kinda curious to take your class now.
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Comments (144)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Spandex would make there day
eyepuppy 31
look on the bright side. at least enrollment is up.
havok87 11
You must have one great ass if they all openly admitted it. Kudos!
mzhaze 22
hope you're not a man...
Sathane 21
I will need a pic to make an informed decision in this matter.
bamabatman 7
What do you teach?
EvilLittleMan 23
I am very curious in your lecturing methods, please post a video.
Michael903 18
Look on the bright side, the class will be over at the end of the semester but your ass will still be great-looking!
Xotoolyxo 16
You can start wearing looser clothing, or be proud of what god gave you
thaliah 15
Wear looser pants, maybe? This is like the ep of Ned's Declassifed when the boys got tutoring just to look at Mosely, then she made herself super ugly and the boys stopped staring at her & did their work. haha