Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, the only food in the house is canned beans and vegetables that I can’t stand. My dad refuses to go to the store because, "we can't afford it." Meanwhile, my stepmom just came home with a brand new Gucci purse. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
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taymichele16 15
How old is your step brother?
Otherhats 20
He's gonna do great in college.
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Comments (87)
c3llyhard 7
how does one eat chocolate milk?
maxmazing 12
Your step-brother is my spirit animal.
hfslkp47012759 28
Mmm...Ramen cereal
Sandman2015 12
And in one brilliant stroke he has ensured you guys will never send him shopping again. Pure genius.
MMKJ 9
Has your dad ever heard of receipt and return?
watermelon15 35
Throw a party and serve it, or you could donate it. To a 'feeding the hungry" type organisation or to a soup kitchen. Then it won't go to waste and people will appreciate it.
One_Way 43
The ramen won't expire.
BrokeCantaloupe 10
He will make an excellent parent lol
DQEight 8
id drink 3 bottles an hour, chocolate milk yum.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
The real mystery is how your nine year old brother got to the store and back without an adult
Bumlycar 13
What makes you think he is 9? He could be any age.