Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, the only food in the house is canned beans and vegetables that I can’t stand. My dad refuses to go to the store because, "we can't afford it." Meanwhile, my stepmom just came home with a brand new Gucci purse. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
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taymichele16 15
How old is your step brother?
Otherhats 20
He's gonna do great in college.
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crazyindynathan 13
I'll take the milk if you aren't going to drink it...
8Dirty1 24
add some liquor to the chocolate milk and enjoy!
MrsPegg 45
Chocolate Patron. Mmm
Tyrez 32
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What the **** is so bad about ramen and chocolate milk? Why don't you go with him if he does such a shit job?
leogachi 15
@16 The FML says it was his first time shopping alone, so how was Op supposed to know that he was going to do a shitty job? Also, chocolate milk and ramen are fine, but but it sounds like that's all they have to eat for a few days. That just sucks.
creatureman 14
@16 Easy there, killer.
Omfgitsmia 15
Sounds like a nerve was hit.
Tommy1340 18
Hey don't go hating on ramen that stuff makes the perfect snack, especially when you put some Tabasco sauce on it
mkimpin 3
i know right? they are the besttttttt
WolfAvenge 22
Throw a little pork or chicken in it if you can too! Very yummy.
truckers_wife 23
and some frozen veggies or something. make a makeshift stir fry out of it.
Bam6849 7
tapatio and lime juice*
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Man if I'd been that stupid my dad would've chucked me out so hard my ass wouldn't have hit the driveway. And told me to come back after I did it right. I guess that's why I wasn't that stupid.
killmenow03 21
You sure about that?
hoosiergirl94 31
How could your dad send an innocent child out there all by himself?
molake10344 5
Was she drunken ?
aussie99 3
I don't think 'step-brother' indicates a 'she'
schreibergx93 19
He*
pinkponypants 12
I fail to see why this is a problem. There were times in my life when I would have been grateful for ramen and chocolate milk.... It wouldn't have been my first choice, but it is better than nothing, which many will be having for dinner tonight.
leogachi 15
@21 Get over yourself. Your bad experiences are no reason for Op to look forward to several days of ramen and chocolate milk. Besides, you have no idea if Op has had or hasn't had experiences similar to or worse than yours.
killmenow03 21
@26 Don't feed into it, anybody that's got a forehead piercing is just looking for attention.
pinkponypants 12
It's a bindi, not a piercing. I don't know why I got down voted for saying one should be grateful for what they have, when others have so little.
Bumlycar 13
I hope no one is lactose intolerant. My husband LOVES chocolate milk, however milk does not love him. He doesn't care, he is happy to fill the air with his toxic flatulence and run to the toilet with explosive diarrhoea. I told him he can drink it all he likes, he just has to do it at his mothers place.
GhostFox 34
They have tablets that have the enzyme needed to digest lactose. You take them about 15 minutes before consuming dairy products and they help prevent the consequences. Lactaid is the brand name, I think.
bushmeat 3
You can freeze the milk...