About Brokecantaloupe
Lol, I'm a Melon. My life can't suck.
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    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    26%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    6%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    24%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
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