Intimacy: Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating,...

By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By Audrey - 21/07/2020 14:01

Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:09

haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

upintheorange 5

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:21

yep, those knobs are always hard.

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heartagram_in_ro 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:51

that's what you get for bating...

samantha_durano 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:50

perdix, that's a little too much detail. lol.

MecoTheGreat 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:22

I wouldve been like im warming this thang up for your daughter

DubbleSlice 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:44

your all idiots who cant read. the OP is a woman!!

lovin_darkness 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:19

lol 25 owns!

PyrOVAflow 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:00

should have called ur man and told him to come

piercebuddy 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:44

u should have asked her to help or join you and than you'd have some fun!!

HeXr 22

Sunday 11 April 2010 23:11

YDI lock it next time

bren4u 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:16

You were your own house anything goes right!

dabears4life 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:35

yup op is a girl... why can't I walk in on a girl masturbating...

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