Kids: Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take...

By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By kewtness_17 - 01/10/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

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sammichbitch 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:03

that's actually ******* hilarious

SoNotForYou 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:13

if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

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perfectgrl6971 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:11

And where were you that whole time? F his life for having a mother that doesn't pay enough attention to him.. It's your fault you weren't watching him. but still does suck about the carpet but I'm guessing he's 2 and that's what 2 year olds like to do. Theres worse coming too.. :) good luck.

babely1 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:07

that must have been some bad carpet burn...

bfffness 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:41

good for your son... and **** you. imagine how irritating it must have been for him to actually have to devise a plan to get rid of that itchy wet feeling... and he did so successfully :) you're supposed to change them right away.

ProudMommy 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:10

Wow, you guys are being a bunch of judgmental bastards. I have a 2 year old and as someone else already pointed out they can cause much mayhem in about 2 seconds. I can be in the kitchen and my son will be in his room (which are about 4 feet from each other) and in the time it takes for me to refill his cup he will take all the toys in his room out of the toy box and make his room look like a disaster area. To the people who are criticizing this parent why don't you learn to spell, use correct grammar, etc. before you start talking trash to someone else!

takemyyheart24 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:14

to all the people writing rude comment. how stupid and immature are you? she probably left for like a minute to do something in another room and tada the baby did that. kids dont know any better. i mean god you cant watch your kids 24/7. its not possible. and at that age they do things because again they dont know any better. and you guys are judging her because she wasnt there for maybe a few minutes. and you have the nerve to call her a bad parent? how freaking immature and stupid. apparently you know nothing about taking care of children. yes i may not be a mother or anything but i watched my cousins when they were babies i watch my baby cousin a lot and i watch my friends babies and children. and apparently i freaking know better.