Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
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lawls79 14
He was thinkin with the small head...
Welshite 39
Innovation. He's going places.
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Comments (305)
captainObviously 15
Thats so epic. This kids got some serious balls!
aerogxt 7
We're talking about his penis, not my IQ.
gavo 8
thats ace!!
Manicpandalove 4
Sounds Like Something My Boyfriend Would Do c:
Ugi 26
I don't think I know that song.
charlieohcharlie 12
Just Out Of Curiosity, Why Do You Capitalize Every Word When You Type?
crazytwinsmom 25
Was it a color copier or black and white?
Tonyduncan 0
he must be proud of it so as any guy would say congrats to you
babysealskullzz 1
Your son is awesome.
MrsAlexander83 10
OMG! That is too funny. However, if my son tried some stuff like that I'd have him go to that "scared straight" school. I say that is extreme but you can't pee in public anymore without getting slammed with indecent exposure and sent to the sex offenders list. Best to teach him now before he gets on that list. From the way it's looking--he can still get in trouble for distributing child pornography. Oh the world we live in today when fun pranks turn in to sex offenders lists!! Good luck.
Cowboy1986 4
That was ABSOFREAKINLUTE GENIUS!!!!
Cowboy1986 4
123- he goes to catholic school