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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

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By yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States

Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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elmangy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:07

wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:16

I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!

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yeahfml_blah 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:41

I DID THE SAME ! coinkydink

yeahfml_blah 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:41

I DID THE SAME ! coinkydink

koolitaliano 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:21

so?? you're a nerd with a girlfriend!! that's a good thing!! she lives you even though you are " nerdy"

screwlife23 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:37

I too am a nerd.

lesterknome 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:34

You deserve it for being fugly, u aint go no alibi

imsogangster13 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:39

hey, dont hate! nerds are ******* ahh-mazingh

jannie22 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:48

what a bitch she is then

xXNerrrdXx 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:44

dressing up as a nerd?! nerds are normal people you know....just a bit smexier YDI for feeling ashamed of it and having a silly sister

Becca_Bear_98 19

Monday 7 July 2014 1:44

that's like Quinn and Daria xD

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