Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Assumptions
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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helen29 4
i dont get it? u didnt know him be4 she got engaged?
vanillatwilight6 0
i definatly feel bad for you
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Comments (82)
anencephalic 14
Payback-time, throw an octopus at him when he's sound asleep. That'll teach him.
aguin8 0
Jesus loves you!
batman4eva3113 0
sounds like you again!!!
Captain0bv10us 0
Aww sorry to hear that :( hopefully he is mature enough to not bully you any more
musicalmaggs 0
you again... that describes your life. sorry!
maggiewalters 17
I have only two words to say: You Again.
hotpinkpepsi 6
you again much
KickItHigh 32
Sounds like that movie, You Again.
Piinkdottx3 5
damn that sucks! hopefully he has become more mature? best of luck!
hercules1293 0
it's that movie: You Again