Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Assumptions
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Top comments
helen29 4
i dont get it? u didnt know him be4 she got engaged?
vanillatwilight6 0
i definatly feel bad for you
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Comments (82)
xxMichaxx 0
kinda like that movie "you again"..... huh
Walshey93 10
why hadn't you met him before?!
jren207 24
Family meals should be fun...
TheChampagneBoi 5
Get over it he could have completely matured and changed
sweetheartxoxo88 7
This doesn't really sound like a problem. You're obviously not that close to your sister if she's been dating someone long enough to get engaged and you're just now finding out who he is. It doesn't sound as if you'll have to see him much.
missy_n 0
At least its not the homeless guy who 'relentlessly' ***** on the porch!At least its not the guy who 'relentlessly' ***** on the porch!
missy_n 0
At least it's not the homeless guy who 'relentlessly' ***** on the porch!At least it's not the homeless guy who 'relentlessly' ***** on the porch!
BeckyBabeh 13
Did she suddenly meet him and he proposed? Otherwise, how would you not find out she was dating the guy? Haha.
DeLpHe3zY 7
sounds like a movie ive seen. Lol
beccap3291 0
irony, it makes me laugh.