Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
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brainonska08 0
that ones going in the family photo album. :)
fuzzyporcupine 0
haha I would have too :D
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Comments (84)
allmidnighteyes 11
In the wrong context, siblings, duct tape, and a dad coming home to not untape the tapee can be taken in a direction that nothing should ever be taken
dunni786 0
Sounds like your family are awesome people!
mclostthankgod 1
smart man that needs to have a photo taken of it. grow stronger
BigOto 0
WHAT IF THE HOUSE HAD CAUGHT FIRE AND YOU COULDN'T GET OUT? Your siblings need to understand fire safety!
LOL_Noobs 0
60- nice flower xD
christa953 12
aww this always happened to meee
krissytina 6
I would have to agree with #27 plus it's more fun that way
krissytina 6
And if I were gay, hell even though I'm not I would totally do Roxxy
tategibson 0
Next time, try and grow a pair of delicious huevos...and hightail your ass outta there!
kxdottt 0
You'll look back and laugh one day, your life is most definately not ******.