Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML
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Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, it was confirmed that I have ADHD and moderate OCD. My mom thinks I do it on purpose to seek attention. I'm shy, and I don't even like people. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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zingline89 18
I have a similar OCD problem, I have to cum whenever I make my girlfriend cum....I haven't had an ****** in months...
Pleonasm 36
*cough* That's a little weird* cough* Oh shit, that's not helping is it? Sorry, no more snarky coughs.
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Comments (116)
sninaber 2
Get over yourself
kelly101_ 1
get help!!
lol70720 5
I'm coughing right now, but for all you know, I can be lying. So does that count? You still going to cough?!?!
splashcat 3
From a psychology student... OCD is curable, its a choice to remain that way. If you force yourself not to cough then he will actually help you get over it. I have seen a woman who couldn't touch anything her daughter had touched cause she was OCD about germs. Once she decided she no longer wanted to hurt her kid she got someone to help her get over it.
FatherofTime87 18
Sick of everyone saying they have ocd... The actual disorder is pretty rare and is way more comprehensive than wanting tiles to match up properly or what have you
daemonsparta 16
so your whole class is assholes?
laineydot 3
what jerks for even using that against you......I'm REALLY sorry you have to deal with such dicks