Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML
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Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, it was confirmed that I have ADHD and moderate OCD. My mom thinks I do it on purpose to seek attention. I'm shy, and I don't even like people. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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zingline89 18
I have a similar OCD problem, I have to cum whenever I make my girlfriend cum....I haven't had an ****** in months...
Pleonasm 36
*cough* That's a little weird* cough* Oh shit, that's not helping is it? Sorry, no more snarky coughs.
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Comments (116)
seamus87 4
Try having some will power instead of blaming weakness on illness
doglover100 29
Talk to your teacher. Can you switch to another class?
dan_in_wi 12
*cough*... sorry, had to :)
monstersocks 5
I hope you dont have to produce a hard cough op because your throat would hurt like hell by the end of the year. I am not sure if this would help or not but maybe give a presentartion on ocd in order to make them understand whats going on. I hope things improve.
DominoDurham 1
lmao! This is so funny!
DanielleRuns 6
I have the same thing..
rudy175 5
Sounds like I need to get laid, TBF, but not before I get over my crippling insecurity issues that cause me to lash out at random Internet strangers for little-to-no reason whatsoever. LOL!
surrealJC 4
stop cuddling yourself and take control of your brain. it is a computer, program it yourself. noob.
katt_is_here 24
It's "coddling," not cuddling. Dumbfuck.
mattscott 5
Rude of them to take advantage of your OCD like that. It's not like you can help it.
tknds4 6
That may not necessarily be linked to your OCD, OP, tho i could be wrong. I get that too sometimes tho, I wouldn't say I have it to the point of OCD but I think it's a natural normal phenomenon in our social primate brains, when we observe actions that are linked to the autonomic nervous system, such as yawning, coughing, even vomiting.