Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML
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Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, it was confirmed that I have ADHD and moderate OCD. My mom thinks I do it on purpose to seek attention. I'm shy, and I don't even like people. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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zingline89 18
I have a similar OCD problem, I have to cum whenever I make my girlfriend cum....I haven't had an ****** in months...
Pleonasm 36
*cough* That's a little weird* cough* Oh shit, that's not helping is it? Sorry, no more snarky coughs.
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Comments (116)
Trevay 2
It sucks being right all the time. You all think i'm wrong without doing research. This just happens to be a subject I studied in school because of autism research. Live in your dream world. But try reading up on something you think you have.
madmikemiller 6
I thought I was the only one that had that specific OCD. It's certainly not common. Sorry to hear that your class is taking advantage of it.
Hannahbanana95 8
Sorry OP!!
FalconSam1414 19
That's very cruel!!! God, kids these days. They pick on even a person's tiniest fault.
dhaxor 9
I can understand some rituals but how the **** did this one come about?
HOB0HUNTER 2
I'm interested in why as well. Not why you cough after other's cough, but why you started doing that. That seems like an odd thing to ritualize. Mayhaps someone coughed, and then you had to as well, and your brain decided that you must do so from then on?
hornyunicorny 2
You should talk to the teacher about it. It's not funny at all to make fun of someone with a mental illness. Whether it's autism, schizophrenia, anxiety, or OCD.
ss_fml 7
YDI. have some self control.
Raum 19
78 - You have no idea how OCD works, do you? "Have some self control" isn't always a simple option. OCD is a mental disorder. That's like telling someone to just get over their anxiety or manic depression or BPD. It jsut doesn't work that way. Have some compassion.
interesting33 37
I had OCD and it is absolutly horrible. Do get it diagnosed and get treatment OP :) You will be alright
ILoveThaneKrios 1
omg wow
kdarkwood 15
I am so, so sorry, OP. I know exactly how you feel. I have a disorder called misophonia, where certain sounds cause me intense anxiety or rage. I have to have certain reactions to some of the sounds in order to make the anxiety or fury dissipate. One of my sounds is sniffling, so my school years were hell once people found out I had to imitate their sounds. And the rest of you, shame on you for doing that stupid *cough* thing. You have NO IDEA how this person feels. It's humiliating, having to do what OP does. People always do that to me too, try to use my MENTAL DISORDER as a little game for them. Show a little respect, people. OP, tell those idiots to go **** themselves, or see a counselor or teacher if the mockery gets to you. It's harassment.