Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
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Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
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Top comments
chillandfun 12
Take all the furniture with you. If it's yours than there's nothing they can do. After that they'll regret asking you to move out.
griffdaman 10
You should be the one kicking them out!
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Comments (125)
panicsdisaster 17
get your name off the lease. move out. take your personal belongings. let them be ******.
Lily_Rain77 25
sounds like you can get a place with better roommates. Or just kick out these ones.
ljrdz 7
you need new friends
thatcoolguy123 14
Well what are ya doin on this website? Pack all your shit, take all your furniture, and get going! See how well they can take sitting on the floor.
yolololol3 17
You are king of house!
Batur 2
yourlifesuck
Hildy93 21
Yeah screw them
watthef 5
Goto the leasing office and mention that you are leaving the apartment and hand over your keys. Sell your furniture if it's difficult to move out with it... And then say bye to the bitches
GeorgeTheRipper 2
take it with you!
Charles900 16
No good deed goes unpunished, apparently. If they want you out, take all your furniture with you and see how much they enjoy living without your assistance.