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By RoommateWanted - United Kingdom - Glasgow
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
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By  narkill  |  13

How can you blame her! It's a puppy! It's not like she could've known you were allergic or anything.

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  NoFlippinWai  |  24

Maybe you guys should realize text does not deliever the proper tone for the reader to know you are being sarcastic. You have to give us some sort of hint like "jk" after your comment would sufice.

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  nightbirdblue  |  27

I find that a good old eye roll towards the end helps. That or making a post so outrageous that it is easier for most people to see it as sarcasm than as a serious opinion.

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By  lolita88_fml  |  27

That's really unfair. If you're allergic it should be brought into consideration. But then again, if your sister talks to you like that I reckon she's a bit dim and there's no getting through to her. Kick her in the shins.

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  Mossears133  |  15

55- Adding "If you know what I mean ;)" implies sexual connotation which is severely fucked up in the context. Besides, bitchness does not equal blood relation; there are many bitches in my school and they're not kin!

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