FML : Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was...

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Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RoommateWanted - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 21:02 / United Kingdom - Glasgow

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By Aeroxx1337 | 17

#5668398 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:08

Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

By Miss_Latina | 13

#5668408 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:11

Now you have 2 bitches as roommates

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By narkill | 13

#5668397 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:08

How can you blame her! It's a puppy! It's not like she could've known you were allergic or anything.

woainishamu | 21

#5668410 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:11

They are sisters. I'm pretty sure siblings would know that about each other.

awkwardology | 23

#5668416 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:13

Yeah, it's not like they knew each other for their whole life or anything.

lostmongoose | 23

#5668423 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:16

Maybe failed attempt at sarcasm? Or #1 is as thick as op's sister...

narkill | 13

#5668436 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:29

People can't tell sarcasm very well on here, it is known.

hannaaaahr | 33

#5668458 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:46

Ahhh, when tumbed down, always blame it on the FML community. It's not your fault #1, it's always someone else's.

Ambient25 | 24

#5668461 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:49

it helps with denial I guess

rawme21 | 12

#5668526 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 10:56

I got it ;) people never seem to get my sarcasm either :p

NoFlippinWai | 24

#5668655 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:15

Maybe you guys should realize text does not deliever the proper tone for the reader to know you are being sarcastic. You have to give us some sort of hint like "jk" after your comment would sufice.

Wiz_Of_Oz | 17

#5668723 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 14:34

We need a universal symbol for the fml community to denote sarcasm. Like ~ for instance.

nightbirdblue | 27

#5668799 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 16:08

I find that a good old eye roll towards the end helps. That or making a post so outrageous that it is easier for most people to see it as sarcasm than as a serious opinion.

JennaNGood | 21

#5669257 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:06

A lot of butthurt people clearly voted this down. I'm sarcasm immune over text and even I understood this.

Snazzy_Snaz | 17

#5669430 - Thursday 12 September 2013 0:32

Or end it with a big fat "OBVIOUSLLLYYY"

BillyGoesBoom | 8

#5669493 - Thursday 12 September 2013 1:27

I feel like most people didn't understand the sarcasm.

hashshim | 21

#5669651 - Thursday 12 September 2013 4:53

I'm pretty sure "/sarc" is often used to denote sarcasm.

imlifeless2 | 25

#5669792 - Thursday 12 September 2013 8:10

18: perhaps you should rephrase that first comment, then. maybe add an actual hint of sarcasm.

By Aeroxx1337 | 17

#5668398 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:08

Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

j_cat187 | 19

#5668418 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:15

"Your head's a thick candy shell."

slappygecko | 21

#5668692 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:45

Oh, a piece of candy!

tjv3 | 10

#5669539 - Thursday 12 September 2013 2:17

Whos name is on the lease ?

By lolita88_fml | 27

#5668400 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:09

That's really unfair. If you're allergic it should be brought into consideration. But then again, if your sister talks to you like that I reckon she's a bit dim and there's no getting through to her. Kick her in the shins.

By Sweet_Meli | 11

#5668401 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:09

Is the puppy a girl? Cause then I could see how they're blood related ..

If you know what I mean ;)

Deeznutzhairy | 7

#5668455 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:44

No.....

Fmlsea | 26

#5668519 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 10:50

you have issues.

amDes | 11

#5668793 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 16:04

#4 Is saying the sisters being a bitch...

Sweet_Meli | 11

#5668883 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 17:00

Thank you, atleast someone got it
-_-

Mossears133 | 15

#5669287 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:38

55- Adding "If you know what I mean ;)" implies sexual connotation which is severely fucked up in the context. Besides, bitchness does not equal blood relation; there are many bitches in my school and they're not kin!