By RoommateWanted - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 21:02 / United Kingdom - Glasgow
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By  narkill  |  13

How can you blame her! It's a puppy! It's not like she could've known you were allergic or anything.

  narkill  |  13

People can't tell sarcasm very well on here, it is known.

  rawme21  |  12

I got it ;) people never seem to get my sarcasm either :p

  NoFlippinWai  |  24

Maybe you guys should realize text does not deliever the proper tone for the reader to know you are being sarcastic. You have to give us some sort of hint like "jk" after your comment would sufice.

  nightbirdblue  |  27

I find that a good old eye roll towards the end helps. That or making a post so outrageous that it is easier for most people to see it as sarcasm than as a serious opinion.

By  lolita88_fml  |  27

That's really unfair. If you're allergic it should be brought into consideration. But then again, if your sister talks to you like that I reckon she's a bit dim and there's no getting through to her. Kick her in the shins.

By  Sweet_Meli  |  11

Is the puppy a girl? Cause then I could see how they're blood related .. If you know what I mean ;)

  Mossears133  |  15

55- Adding "If you know what I mean ;)" implies sexual connotation which is severely fucked up in the context. Besides, bitchness does not equal blood relation; there are many bitches in my school and they're not kin!

  NoFlippinWai  |  24

Another solution: Puppy meet blender. PUPPY SMOOTHIES FOR EVERYONE. jk


Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

By roadie42 / Monday 25 May 2015 03:15 / United States - Farmington

Today, I faced my severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from my home. After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of. Relieved, I sat down and glanced across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall. FML

By Lepisma / Wednesday 26 June 2013 07:19 / United States - College Station
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