By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
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Aeroxx1337 17

Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

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narkill 13

How can you blame her! It's a puppy! It's not like she could've known you were allergic or anything.

woainishamu 21

They are sisters. I'm pretty sure siblings would know that about each other.

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awkwardology 23

Yeah, it's not like they knew each other for their whole life or anything.

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lostmongoose 23

Maybe failed attempt at sarcasm? Or #1 is as thick as op's sister...

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narkill 13

People can't tell sarcasm very well on here, it is known.

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hannaaaahr 33

Ahhh, when tumbed down, always blame it on the FML community. It's not your fault #1, it's always someone else's.

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rawme21 12

I got it ;) people never seem to get my sarcasm either :p

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NoFlippinWai 24

Maybe you guys should realize text does not deliever the proper tone for the reader to know you are being sarcastic. You have to give us some sort of hint like "jk" after your comment would sufice.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

We need a universal symbol for the fml community to denote sarcasm. Like ~ for instance.

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nightbirdblue 27

I find that a good old eye roll towards the end helps. That or making a post so outrageous that it is easier for most people to see it as sarcasm than as a serious opinion.

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JennaNGood 21

A lot of butthurt people clearly voted this down. I'm sarcasm immune over text and even I understood this.

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BillyGoesBoom 8

I feel like most people didn't understand the sarcasm.

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hashshim 23

I'm pretty sure "/sarc" is often used to denote sarcasm.

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imlifeless2 25

18: perhaps you should rephrase that first comment, then. maybe add an actual hint of sarcasm.

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lolita88_fml 27

That's really unfair. If you're allergic it should be brought into consideration. But then again, if your sister talks to you like that I reckon she's a bit dim and there's no getting through to her. Kick her in the shins.

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Sweet_Meli 11

Is the puppy a girl? Cause then I could see how they're blood related .. If you know what I mean ;)

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amDes 11

#4 Is saying the sisters being a bitch...

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Mossears133 15

55- Adding "If you know what I mean ;)" implies sexual connotation which is severely ****** up in the context. Besides, bitchness does not equal blood relation; there are many bitches in my school and they're not kin!

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Gingerette 8

I thought it made sense. Maybe next time, just leave the winky face off.

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imlifeless2 25

55: oh, I got it. it just wasn't that good.

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Sh3lbs 6

lmao, couldn't have said it better myself #63

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leptical 6

Someone doesn't like you as their roommate obviously. ;(

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NoFlippinWai 24

or need OPs half of the rent OP time to move out. Make that puppy get a j-o-b.

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NoFlippinWai 24

Another solution: Puppy meet blender. PUPPY SMOOTHIES FOR EVERYONE. jk

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daisiebud 18

You went too far that time.

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Pooks7 12

People arent allergic to the fur. It's the dander, which is dead skin cells. Or they're allergic to the saliva. Cant shave that off

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DFresh503 8

Ask her if she's allergic to backhand slaps, then find out... That's pretty selfish of OP's sister

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skyeyez9 24

The meme of Batman Slapping Robin came to my mind as I read this.

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drewflav 17

Just find a friend to give the bitch away to. I'll let you figure out which bitch I'm talking about :)

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