By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
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Aeroxx1337 17
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Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

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Miss_Latina 13
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Now you have 2 bitches as roommates

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narkill 13

How can you blame her! It's a puppy! It's not like she could've known you were allergic or anything.

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woainishamu 21
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They are sisters. I'm pretty sure siblings would know that about each other.

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awkwardology 23
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Yeah, it's not like they knew each other for their whole life or anything.

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lostmongoose 23
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Maybe failed attempt at sarcasm? Or #1 is as thick as op's sister...

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narkill 13

People can't tell sarcasm very well on here, it is known.

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hannaaaahr 33
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Ahhh, when tumbed down, always blame it on the FML community. It's not your fault #1, it's always someone else's.

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Ambient25 24
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it helps with denial I guess

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rawme21 12
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I got it ;) people never seem to get my sarcasm either :p

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NoFlippinWai 24
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Maybe you guys should realize text does not deliever the proper tone for the reader to know you are being sarcastic. You have to give us some sort of hint like "jk" after your comment would sufice.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17
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We need a universal symbol for the fml community to denote sarcasm. Like ~ for instance.

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nightbirdblue 27
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I find that a good old eye roll towards the end helps. That or making a post so outrageous that it is easier for most people to see it as sarcasm than as a serious opinion.

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JennaNGood 21
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A lot of butthurt people clearly voted this down. I'm sarcasm immune over text and even I understood this.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17
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Or end it with a big fat "OBVIOUSLLLYYY"

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BillyGoesBoom 8
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I feel like most people didn't understand the sarcasm.

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hashshim 23
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I'm pretty sure "/sarc" is often used to denote sarcasm.

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imlifeless2 25
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18: perhaps you should rephrase that first comment, then. maybe add an actual hint of sarcasm.

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Aeroxx1337 17
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Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

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j_cat187 19
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"Your head's a thick candy shell."

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slappygecko 21

Oh, a piece of candy!

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tjv3 10

Whos name is on the lease ?

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lolita88_fml 27

That's really unfair. If you're allergic it should be brought into consideration. But then again, if your sister talks to you like that I reckon she's a bit dim and there's no getting through to her. Kick her in the shins.

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Sweet_Meli 11
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Is the puppy a girl? Cause then I could see how they're blood related .. If you know what I mean ;)

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Fmlsea 28
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you have issues.

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amDes 11
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#4 Is saying the sisters being a bitch...

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Sweet_Meli 11
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Thank you, atleast someone got it -_-

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Mossears133 15
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55- Adding "If you know what I mean ;)" implies sexual connotation which is severely fucked up in the context. Besides, bitchness does not equal blood relation; there are many bitches in my school and they're not kin!

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Gingerette 8

I thought it made sense. Maybe next time, just leave the winky face off.

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imlifeless2 25
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55: oh, I got it. it just wasn't that good.

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Sh3lbs 6
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lmao, couldn't have said it better myself #63

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woainishamu 21
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Your sister is a mutt.

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leptical 6
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Someone doesn't like you as their roommate obviously. ;(

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NoFlippinWai 24
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or need OPs half of the rent OP time to move out. Make that puppy get a j-o-b.

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Miss_Latina 13
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Now you have 2 bitches as roommates

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teffyweffy 6
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Shave the dog, next problem.

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NoFlippinWai 24
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Another solution: Puppy meet blender. PUPPY SMOOTHIES FOR EVERYONE. jk

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allie2590 31
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NO that's horrible. :-(

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daisiebud 18

You went too far that time.

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Pooks7 12

People arent allergic to the fur. It's the dander, which is dead skin cells. Or they're allergic to the saliva. Cant shave that off

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DFresh503 8

Ask her if she's allergic to backhand slaps, then find out... That's pretty selfish of OP's sister

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skyeyez9 24

The meme of Batman Slapping Robin came to my mind as I read this.

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drewflav 17
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Just find a friend to give the bitch away to. I'll let you figure out which bitch I'm talking about :)

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