Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15
That's ******* nasty
smashmaster52 0
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find
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Comments (149)
uprising_fml 0
you could get her back by cleaning your toilet with her tooth brush.
samanthajonesdru 1
Definetly get a new roomate. You don't need to stoop to her disgusting level. You will have to smell frying cat feces when you make her this revenge breakfast, then you will have to get a new frying pan, because that one fried cat shyt in it. Its actually disgusting. I'd just smash her face and tell her to have some respect for people.
brianfantana32 10
-Cleveland's voice- "Ooh that's nasty"
ILEIKGURLS 0
I think I love you.
iDaniel525 8
I like turtles.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Nice
bennn89 5
Epic
supimnyancat 9
Smack her with the spatula.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Make her some eggs with spatula!
Snafuusmc 12
This is the part where you throw the spatula at your roommate and have a good laugh one it's over get real serious and tell your roommate to get another one. It's all fun and games till someone plays with shit. Then it's funny!
06rubiandrea_fml 5
FYL OP and try to find a new roommate as soon as possible! People like that realy make me sick!
YayFlameWarz 9
Eat her cat for revenge.
toottoot2 0
I wouldve slapped the shit outta her thats NASTY
hateevryone 15
don't you just love roommates?