Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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Top comments
CoolRainbowdash 15
That's ******* nasty
smashmaster52 0
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find
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Comments (149)
ibebrandy 4
I would have to have a good little talk with that girl, or just kick her out, because thats down right gross!.
rmr0011 8
Well since I had to throw out my spatula....... I just went ahead and threw out your cat. Problem solved.
moriahss_29 0
that striaght up nasty
Jasonf6 0
Sounds like your roommate is a dirty ******* idiot.
lawl_fluffles 0
Oh my *******…what
IPoopedOnU 12
Kick them out!
techman321 1
cook her a meal "out of the kindness of your heart" and use that spatula
millionz4184 2
It's prolly best to find a new roommate. It only gets worse after that. She'll be cooking u meals with it next.
Okayitwasme 0
You know, I like cats, they are so cute and furry.... I don't like them in my house! Because they poop in that litter box then jump on the counter and table. So, don't worry about the spatula, you already have cat dodo on your counter and table!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Humans are still pretty disgusting so maybe they should live outside too following your logic. I mean, we cough, sneeze, wipe our asses, dig the crusties out of our noses, ears and the corners of our mouths, burp, drool, and are covered in germs. While we wash our hands we're still pretty dirty.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I'd take something out her room and pawn and buy myself a new spatula and tell her she could keep the old one.