Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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Top comments
CoolRainbowdash 15
That's ******* nasty
smashmaster52 0
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find
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Comments (149)
blair_x 12
Leave it on her pillow. If she asks anything, or bitches at you, you could simply be all, "Well, it looked like you weren't done using it."
pissedoffalot 0
This makes me never want to use a spatula again, fyl
skyeyez9 25
I wonder what other disgusting shit your roommate has done to compromise your health....and you don't know about?
kristena103 14
Man that's krusty guess what I saw a krab!!
SukiIzumi 8
Cook her food with it
insanelyXnikki 18
This reminds me of the FML where someone walked in on their dad spanking their mom with a spatula haha although this one is way worse.
xxxx420 1
Teach your room mate how to be responsible and clean up after her ****** aninal
Fmlsea 28
ewww ur room mate is feral id kick her ass out
Sienna420 4
I think your room mate should get a virtual cat like some other guy on here. You should suggest that.
kaykay20 0
If she's too poor or lazy to go buy a under $3 pooper scooper and pick up the poop then she shouldn't have a cat. It costs a lot of money to take care of them with all the vet bills included plus a lot of her time. No point in having a cat if she doesn't give it any attention. For the sake of the cats health and well being put up some for sale signs.