Today, after I made a new Snapchat account 3 days ago, I've already been blocked like 100 times for little reasons. I get blocked more than any normal person, even when doing nothing wrong. I wish people liked me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was blocked by a girl I like. She said I was mean for not understanding why she hates when people tell her to smile. I worked as a waiter and hated when people told me to smile all the time. Yet I'm the one who doesn't understand, apparently. FML
Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML
Today, some person I don't even know called me a scammer on my Facebook, and my mutual friends, who know my actual "GPS coordinates" blocked me before bothering to hear my side. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a social media post from 2017 while scrolling through someone's profile. I panicked and blocked him. Then I remembered that blocking him wouldn't stop the notification from being seen, so I just shut my phone off and unsuccessfully tried to convince myself that it never happened. FML
Today, I found out that people know when you're screenshooting their snaps on Snapchat, by the guy I have a crush on, asking me why I keep doing it. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
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Anderling 33
…gotta be honest, I have a very hard time working out why people would block you if you were doing nothing wrong. Maybe you were coming off really strong from the get-go and scaring people away?
Hangryko 32
It's very rare to get blocked for nothing, especially as consistently as you. Self reflection is in order.
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Anderling 33
…gotta be honest, I have a very hard time working out why people would block you if you were doing nothing wrong. Maybe you were coming off really strong from the get-go and scaring people away?
RichardPencil 32
Unsolicited tittie pics are not cool. Especially if you have hairy nipples. Don't ask me how I know that.
Hangryko 32
It's very rare to get blocked for nothing, especially as consistently as you. Self reflection is in order.
Nazmazh 18
Gonna *doubt* this one. Why are you interacting with that many people who will block you that quickly? Now, maybe I'm out of touch with how the "kids these days" use snapchat, but I've never had any inclination to interact with someone I didn't already know. So, either all the people you know dislike you for some reason, or you're bothering random people and wondering why they don't want to continue interacting with you. Third possibility, upon seeing the gender marker on your post: You're adding people you don't know, and they think "Oh, a random person with a feminine name and picture of a woman just added me out of the blue. Yeah, that's definitely a spambot or a scammer of some sort."
Evolving_Squid 15
Yep. I block all unsolicited contacts from people I don't know.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What exactly are these "little reasons"?
Evolving_Squid 15
You know, there's only one thing in common in all your "I got blocked" scenarios. You probably need to rethink "doing nothing wrong".