Miscellaneous: Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline...

By NUsConstantine - 19/10/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 05:01 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my mom wrote me an email, asking how I was doing after an accident yesterday. I wrote back at length, telling her everything in detail. Two hours later, she calls me on the phone, asking how I am. She was simply too lazy to check her mail and expected me to tell her everything a second time. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By tiredInMD - 12/07/2017 18:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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By Gunaditya Tripathi - 14/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

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By sam - 15/12/2010 20:11 - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

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Kathryynn 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:56

lol they really didnt think their excuse out :P

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:55

Why should he have to babysit her? She's old enough to do it herself without someone having to check up on her.

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dorkyana 0

Friday 23 October 2009 1:18

haha damn.. that's lame. i say you sock her on her eyes when she can see again..

lareineb 0

Friday 23 October 2009 4:30

Oh, the joys of being a Northwestern student. I know the feeling. You'd think that attending the #12 school in the nation would weed out all the slackers...

stephiesue 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:14

O.K. it is always sucky to be stuck with a partner who doesn't do their fair share. I agree with everyone else who says that you should turn in your portion and forward her email to your professor. Side story though: The BEST call in I've ever heard was when one of my former managers called into work, after a night of partying, with the excuse that she "was having a problem with her eyes, [she] just couldn't see coming in" Needless to say, she wasn't a manager much longer.

Fentown_fml 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:17

What a frustrating jerk!

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:19

TELL THE MOTHER ******* TEACHER!!! She wants to be lazy than she can fail.

RTB94 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:19

What a slag

jpest17 5

Friday 25 December 2009 0:00

it would take awhile to find the nararator program and if she said that the would have to pretend in class so it is Probibly true and Somone helped her type it