Me at lunchtime By Lewis - 12/12/2018 00:30 Why have I to be polite? I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 63 Share Tweet Share
Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML I agree, your life sucks 487 You deserved it 66
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 295 You deserved it 3 354
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 174 You deserved it 633
Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 888 You deserved it 8 897
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 037 You deserved it 476
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 517 You deserved it 4 965
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML I agree, your life sucks 38 233 You deserved it 4 252
Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 367 You deserved it 5 881