Me at lunchtime By Lewis - 12/12/2018 00:30 Why have I to be polite? I agree, your life sucks 262 You deserved it 63 Share Tweet Share
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 196 622 You deserved it 34 712
Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 690 You deserved it 168
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 512 You deserved it 2 836
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 187 You deserved it 6 073
Today I was watching a gameplay of an Otome (a female dating sim game), where the main character tells her love interest that, “Tasty food is the simplest and most tangible happiness” and “Good food drives away sadness.” I have been half starving myself for 6 months because of body image issues. FML I agree, your life sucks 573 You deserved it 394
Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 687 You deserved it 6 072
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 000 You deserved it 2 003
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 043 You deserved it 3 406