Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML
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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
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xninix_fml 36
Damn that ******* sucks. Sorry op.
CoGhostRider 31
Oh well it happens. Happy new year to you (hopefully she said yes)
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Comments (99)
Psychomurican 2
I would be like MOM! Wrong son! To save the suprise
JKPwnage 27
#DammitMom goes trending in 5... 4... 3...
Britt125 16
Aww that's such a sweet idea. I hope she still said yes, sorry your mom ruined the moment though.
bec_rants 4
I need closure on this story! Did she say yes? PS: your mum is an ass.
msdtreadwell 15
Fake lol nobody can get a call through on New Years Eve!
CougeeSwagg 19
Biiiiiiitch!
thes7274473 19
Really, because it says you posted this FML at 9:47pm on New Year's Eve...
shadysheikj 14
All you gotta do now is cancel the proposal and try agian next year
bl865ood 17
then you drop down to you knee and act like it was planned
Goblin182 27
Your mom sounds like a drama queen who has to be the center of attention.