Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly...

By Proposal Fail - 01/01/2015 05:47 - United States - Holbrook

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 619

You deserved it 3 749

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 757

You deserved it 7 813

Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 852

You deserved it 2 813

Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 881

You deserved it 311

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

I agree, your life sucks 50 787

You deserved it 4 391

Picture perfect

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 271

You deserved it 148

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 419

You deserved it 4 974

By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 881

You deserved it 15 807

By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 765

You deserved it 9 651

By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 018

You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 243

You deserved it 279

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 1 January 2015 18:43

Damn that ******* sucks. Sorry op.

CoGhostRider 31

Thursday 1 January 2015 18:43

Oh well it happens. Happy new year to you (hopefully she said yes)

Comments

Psychomurican 2

Friday 2 January 2015 1:27

I would be like MOM! Wrong son! To save the suprise

JKPwnage 27

Friday 2 January 2015 2:17

#DammitMom goes trending in 5... 4... 3...

Britt125 16

Friday 2 January 2015 2:56

Aww that's such a sweet idea. I hope she still said yes, sorry your mom ruined the moment though.

bec_rants 4

Friday 2 January 2015 2:59

I need closure on this story! Did she say yes? PS: your mum is an ass.

msdtreadwell 15

Friday 2 January 2015 3:50

Fake lol nobody can get a call through on New Years Eve!

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 2 January 2015 4:24

Biiiiiiitch!

thes7274473 19

Friday 2 January 2015 4:44

Really, because it says you posted this FML at 9:47pm on New Year's Eve...

shadysheikj 14

Friday 2 January 2015 6:50

All you gotta do now is cancel the proposal and try agian next year

bl865ood 17

Friday 2 January 2015 9:19

then you drop down to you knee and act like it was planned

Goblin182 26

Friday 2 January 2015 12:44

Your mom sounds like a drama queen who has to be the center of attention.

Keywords

Annoying Gamers Video games Kids Money Birthday Cute Weird Awkward Love Health Abuse Relatable Scams Social Media School Education Parents Teenagers Anger issues Family Relationship advice Capitalism Miscellaneous Public freakouts Mental health Grieving Geek Music Poopoo peepee

The Top

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 381

You deserved it 4 153

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 359

You deserved it 477

The Top

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 987

You deserved it 17 324

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 454

You deserved it 12 271

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 310

You deserved it 884

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 723

You deserved it 8 351

Today, I ran into one of my classmates from high school. She’s really annoying and she talks A LOT. Honestly all I wanted was some coffee and some loneliness before my class started, but she just kept talking and talking and wouldn’t leave me alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 439

You deserved it 157

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 136

You deserved it 4 321

Same thing different taste

Will you…

Yes or No?

Picture perfect

Top comments

Comments