By ScandinaviaBacon - 11/6/2019 20:00

Creepy Uncle Dave

Today, I returned from my year-long vacation to Brazil, having lost a lot of weight and feeling better about my self-confidence. When I met my uncle at the airport, I greeted him with a friendly hug. I was greeted by his erection. FML

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By Jackey | 27

#7811199 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 20:16

You should have ended the hug by forcefully introducing his crotch to your knee.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7811272 - Wednesday 12 June 2019 2:18

How is that not a huge confidence boost? Your weight loss was be so successful, you now give your own uncle a raging boner! Sounds like a big, fat compliment to me!

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By Jackey | 27

#7811199 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 20:16

You should have ended the hug by forcefully introducing his crotch to your knee.

JustThatPerson | 21

#7811200 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 20:19

Not all erections are intentional lol

Jackey | 27

#7811201 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 20:22

Yeah, being a guy, I get that... but I've yet to rub mine against anyone who didn't want it... and if I ever start rubbing against family members, I'll toss myself off a bridge.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7811272 - Wednesday 12 June 2019 2:18

How is that not a huge confidence boost? Your weight loss was be so successful, you now give your own uncle a raging boner! Sounds like a big, fat compliment to me!

Jackey | 27

#7811301 - Wednesday 12 June 2019 6:14

Look at you, always looking at the positives 😃

By Manda | 3

#7812261 - Saturday 15 June 2019 4:45

To the person who said you should have knees your uncle: who says SHE gave him the erection? What if it was awkwardly timed? Who knows