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By Scholar - 16/06/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

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Saltime 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:07

Now you can make $40,000 paper airplanes.

Snaylor12 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:04

well if your engineer it might help

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XtremeHeat 14

Thursday 28 May 2015 21:18

The class is called "Aeronautics and its Application to the Juvenile World."

TooTall0231 9

Wednesday 9 October 2019 1:58

Yup, that sounds like a lot of college professors unfortunately.

metroido 17

Monday 27 December 2021 9:48

Are most of your lessons like this? If so then fyl indeed.

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