Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
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Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Madalena_fml 0
FAIL . Couldn't you just miss the call & call them back later ?
Tehalon 0
Maybe you should sober up before running in the house.
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Comments (122)
ohdamn_fml 2
While I find this highly unbelivable, I must ask...you DO know phones work both ways, right? You can call them back...
MonkeySpeaks 4
I call BS!!!!! If a 50 ft moniter fell and "broke" on your head youd be in the hospital and be LUCKY to be alive.
Blardo 0
Must be a woman, no guy would ever do that.
remamaru 0
This is the modern world, asshole! Men aren't worth any more than women.
convulsive 0
too bad LCDs don't come in 50" either you suck at lying or the salesman didnt bother telling you you bought a plasma.
LilleyWhite 0
this is way to far fetched to be real...I'm sick of fake fmls!
log1k 3
33, ur an idiot. its not 50 feet, its 50 inches retard. It's also spelled 'monitor' And for all the people who asked how he would know it was the wrong number - its called a f'ken answering machine. Obviously he's not going to pick it up with a 50" TV ontop of him
LilleyWhite 0
and #34..you're a douche
kaylaella 0
OMGG :| how could that possibly get any worse ? lol. well let's hope you can return the tv & get a new one.
mattmag 0
Get a cell phone and keep it in your pocket.
log1k 3
and 35, not every one is that well informed or a tech genius to know the difference between LCDs and plasmas