Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
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Top comments
LittleMissMack 0
If you're going to skip, at least do it right. You should have called school and acted like your mom and told them you weren't coming in. And you should have screened phone calls. Your fault.
Cloudy_fml 0
When I was in grade school, they'd never bother to call until AFTER school had ended...
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Comments (97)
indie_chick1 0
Why didn't you just leave the calls go to the machine and then delete the messages you didn't want your parents to hear?
liljon3 0
ya, if ur parents arn't home, you don't have to worry about the school calling.
pdoom 0
You don't pick up the phone for ANYONE if you're not supposed to be there.. think it through!
dusty0001 0
yeah should've let it go to voicemail and if it was the school you could've just deleted the voicemail
elisabeth96 0
get caller id, dumbfuck.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Why the hell didn't you fake sick if you were going to pretend you were sick anyway?
shortwiz247 0
fail
egonzalez114 0
JESUS! you must be really poor if you don't have caller ID. Or that your mom has to leave a message on the home answering machine and not a cell phone or work phone sucks =/
noha_fml 0
ur an idiot... i have an image of a really dumb blonde sitting in front of the phone and staring at it all day waiting for it to ring. if your gonna skip school have some fun, dont "stay by the phone".
yanarach 0
.... yeaaaaaah. xD That was dumb. And really awkward. Major Fail.