By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
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randomthing 22

I like your parents :p

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jazzyjazz23 9

At least they used a good reference, right?

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meridius4510 4

That's just ****** up.

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Calingaladha 21

Just go easy on the butterbeer...remember what it did to Winky.

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jessicadavis374 6

Awesome parenting there!!! Love it!

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ka1729 14

your a free elf why are you complaining?! lol no but sorry :/

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skyeyez9 24

I moved out of my parents home 3 mos after I turned 18. I don't regret it.

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ambear26 14

Irony is Dobby ends up dying .... But hey better to be a free elf than not? Good luck op seems like your parents were joking though.

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ellytoad 13

Damn. Good luck out there. :/

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