FML : Today, I broke up with my live-in boyfriend after an emotional conversation and months of feeling neglected. He tried to have sex with me not even an hour...

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Today, I broke up with my live-in boyfriend after an emotional conversation and months of feeling neglected. He tried to have sex with me not even an hour later because he thought I was just mad at him, and "you usually just shut up about your feelings". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 August 2018 13:00 / Canada - Scarborough

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By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7671636 - Saturday 4 August 2018 19:38

I don't know how I feel about this. Something is telling me this is partially your fault and that he is a dick.

By yarani | 26

#7671687 - Sunday 5 August 2018 0:29

Aww, it's nice of him to make sure you'll never regret the breakup.

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By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7671636 - Saturday 4 August 2018 19:38

I don't know how I feel about this. Something is telling me this is partially your fault and that he is a dick.

By Zekfen | 17

#7671654 - Saturday 4 August 2018 21:04

Why would you let feelings in the way of a fun sex life? Don’t you know all relationships are built on nothing but sex! Maybe you need to lose 15 pounds and get a bikini wax to help you keep your feelings under control.

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AngryKitten | 24

#7671659 - Saturday 4 August 2018 21:56

why is everyone giving this a thumbs down this is so obviously sarcasm

By yarani | 26

#7671687 - Sunday 5 August 2018 0:29

Aww, it's nice of him to make sure you'll never regret the breakup.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7671722 - Sunday 5 August 2018 3:09

He’s not neglecting you now. Your break-up reason is no longer there, so you should take him back.

By Davros | 12

#7671752 - Sunday 5 August 2018 8:05

$5 says you bumped uglies

By bobsanction | 14

#7671969 - Sunday 5 August 2018 18:41

Gotta work on your communications skills.

By Duskyb | 12

#7673846 - Thursday 9 August 2018 18:03

Took me till my 30's to figure out that "unequally yoked" was not *just* a religious thing.

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