By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh
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This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.
I'm sorry but I will never be able to explain my strange mother to you. That's coming from the same person who thought a cameltoe was when you wear socks with flip flops and had been using that term for 50 years before discovering what it really means. And I'm pretty sure there were doctors present when I was born unless she had me in a toilet, which would explain why she compares it to pooping D:
@75, it's actually pretty common for women to poop when they push as they give birth! If I recall correctly, there's actually an FML in which the OP had to pretend to give birth during a play and pretended a little too well, 'cause they shit themselves on stage.
There are times in life in life where you need to erect a stance of defiance. Not so sure you needed to bare that much sensitive skin. Perhaps you need to get thicker skin and learn to either be proud of your naked ideas, or better prepare yourself to hide your nakedness.
Hope you weren't sleeping in a really weird, exposed position...but FYL, I'd be mortified either way. Next time they'll know to knock.