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By Beth / Sunday 28 April 2013 13:16 / United States - Raleigh
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By  aliyourpally  |  12

I bet your sheets smell like ass.

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Why would someone take that chance?>.

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  Jelbeztok  |  17

I rarely get morning wood

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  tygerarmy  |  35

Morning wood wouldn't make it more awkward. I'd make it more awkward by not attempting to cover up. Then they'd leave and let me get dressed and possibly take care of my morning wood in peace. Birthday Happy to you OP.

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  QuinnyZebrass  |  11

My mom always uses that excuse to get offended when I tell her to leave the room so I can change. "Hey, I changed your diapers and wiped your butt! I pushed you out of me like a giant poop!" -_-

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  QuinnyZebrass  |  11

I'm sorry but I will never be able to explain my strange mother to you. That's coming from the same person who thought a cameltoe was when you wear socks with flip flops and had been using that term for 50 years before discovering what it really means. And I'm pretty sure there were doctors present when I was born unless she had me in a toilet, which would explain why she compares it to pooping D:

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@75, it's actually pretty common for women to poop when they push as they give birth! If I recall correctly, there's actually an FML in which the OP had to pretend to give birth during a play and pretended a little too well, 'cause they shit themselves on stage.

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  rebamoo  |  14

Well the only thing is, a naked baby's body and a naked teen/adult's body look COMPLETELY different. I saw my brothers naked when they were babies, but that doesn't mean I would know what they look like now at 17 and 20!

By  abbybailey204  |  19

thanks for giving me a laugh for the day!

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  wlddog  |  14

There are times in life in life where you need to erect a stance of defiance. Not so sure you needed to bare that much sensitive skin. Perhaps you need to get thicker skin and learn to either be proud of your naked ideas, or better prepare yourself to hide your nakedness.

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  wlddog  |  14

I was trying to think of different terms to use while someone is naked. All in good fun. I never did look to see the sex of the op. was entertaining myself I guess.

By  aliyourpally  |  12

I bet your sheets smell like ass.

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  cara120895  |  7

Hopefully. Although if both of my parents had done that to me (I sleep naked too) my dad would be embarrassed and my mom would be upset and I'd just be like "give me back my darn covers!" So yeah. But not all parents learn from mistakes like that.

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  tpm45  |  25

My lock is broken... My only protection is the fact that my bed is around a sharp corner, giving me a moment to wake up and cover up.

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