Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.
aliyourpally 12
I bet your sheets smell like ass.
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Comments (154)
patrickalamo 48
WoW!!! They did that for your 30th birthday.
wrestle4life333 5
Birthday suit..;)
crdavis93 7
Hey look at this way, we're birthday buddies so it can't be all that bad
SneezyC 15
It's your birthday and you'll sleep naked if you want to. No? Okay.
Bcfrmkc816 17
How old are ya? They should know no matter how old ya are. And be thank ful they care enough to celebrate your birthday. Last year the only birthday card I got was from my dr and nurses. And no I'm in my early 40's and don't go but once every year or two and they get paid by the va not me
stevothedevo 25
Reading this, was pure agony.
hewro_failure 11
This is why you need your own place ... Then you don't have to worry about this problem ever happen again
banthony143 8
It's my birthday too!
omg36 7
Hahaha that scene was absolutely incredible
AlexiAwesome 10
Parents learn by experience. Now they know.
TheElBurrrito 21
Hopefully you didn't waste a perfectly good erection.