Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.
aliyourpally 12
I bet your sheets smell like ass.
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Comments (154)
bigdfootball97 24
Happy birthday! Same thing happened to me except I sleep in my boxers. (It's my birthday too!)
Jessj958 19
Am I the only one who thought of the scene from Not Another Teen Movie? I know OP wasn't doing the same thing, but both instances show what happens when you rudely barge into someone's room! :)
DDCA 24
You totally deserve it. Lock your door if you live with your parents and sleep in the buff. On a brighter note, you were wearing the proper attire.
emilyjgraham 34
OP, shouldn't have to lock her door just because she lives with her parents. Regardless of who's house it is she should be able to have at least some privacy!!
DDCA 24
You've never had someone walk in on you mid-coitus or while masterbating. No OP doesn't have to lock her door. But she will from now on...
jeepers_1 21
Not everyone has a lock on their door, I never did
upallnight11 19
Surprise!
poisonwolf 6
You were probably adopted and your "dad" just wanted to see what they got years ago
HannahLouise96 13
I'm sorry, what?
stevothedevo 25
#Poisonwolf Your thoughts are poison, Get the antidote and return when you are normal.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Happy birthday !
limitedition 25
The worst part is that most of us end up unwittingly becoming pretty similar to our parents when we get older. Happy birthday OP!
jeepers_1 21
Nudity isn't a big deal, and it's your parents so its not like they were strangers or something.
kwyk 23
I'd prefer strangers to someone I know. Just saying.
mallu86 9
"Surprise" its more like your parents were surprised.
StiffPvtParts 43
Happy birthday OP!! ^_^