Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28
A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!
that1guyyy 12
Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order
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Comments (180)
MidnightRaven963 21
Won't help you* in a situation where he's out to hurt you.
ssnow_fml 20
This is why I live in America and carry a gun, I also encourage as many of my friends as possible to carry firearms as well.
orsombre_fml 11
LOL False safety at its best. You might want to talk to some soldiers about being in a crossfire.
tomvertigo 17
Just a bit of paper my ass. You get a restraining order on that nutjob and report him every time he violates it and suddenly that bit of paper is parole and then jail time.
worldclassrager 41
Bits of paper? He'll have more issues if everything is bits of paper to him
iseebearbears 27
You're missing the point of this post.
freeecandyy 9
I have found through my years of law enforcement that, when backed by a 12ga shotgun, protective orders can be quite effective
AHzulu 25
The UK has terrible gun laws #131.
laurelfire 15
OP, as a fellow Brit I know you can't carry a weapon of any sort, concealed or otherwise. You can only carry a personal alarm, and our only alternative to mace is a 'criminal spray' that physically marks them as your attacker. For this reason, I really recommend you start carrying some easy to use spray on deodorant, as it will work much like mace, and give you time to get away. You can even get a pocket sized one so you don't need a handbag and can carry it at all times. Just don't tell the police you ever intended to use it as a weapon.
orsombre_fml 11
Go to the police and talk to your boss. That man sounds dangerous.
chosha_fml 27
#170 But it will give her boss grounds to fire him so at least he won't be at work with them.