Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, after learning that "phones are tracking you" and that "Google is spying on you" from some shady website, my son destroyed all our phones and computers. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
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Suchagoonnn 4
He should have gotten the kate middleton ones instead
FMLKitten 15
A different celebrity would've been better, in my opinion.
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Comments (104)
slapsface 10
Your a ******* great parent nitwit *sighs*
rachelsteger13 0
nobodies perfect.
theslyfox72 3
This would be more understandable if it was a celeb with actual nude pics...like vanessa hudgens!!!
HotForHarry 2
Hahahahah. Sucks, OP. but hashahahah.
BlazeSaber 1
How old is he no really how old is he..... this is why the internet is going to hell....
ChubbyNicki 6
Lol. Exact same thing happened to me when I was 14 and going through my "bicurious" stage.
Fellsnows 5
Nitwit? What decade is this
maybso 0
why her?!?!?!
jazs1mba 3
They do exist...........now
pheizer01 10
I see that this was back when she was Hannah Montana the singer, not Miley Cyrus the stripper