Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex for the first time in months. We wanted to spice things up by using chocolate sauce during a blowjob, but the chocolate glued his foreskin to his penis and he cried. Safe to say the dry spell continues. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31
I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.
gracehi 33
Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.
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Comments (113)
roverman89 3
He's GAY as the day is long. If it happened once or twice I would say nerves, but a whole year??? Definitely gay. Sorry
anonykinetic 14
I think OP means that this happens to every guy she does the do with, since she says "year long" for a "new boyfriend".
domolovesyoshi 33
No she's had a year long dry spell then got a new boyfriend and now every time they try to get jiggly he goes limp
johnny111 2
Slightly personal, if you were using a condom, try without.
lishabear 21
I see where you are going with that advice as I know a condom can interfere with sensation, but I don't think that is necessarily the best solution here.
duke21777 7
I would wonder if he might possibly be in the closet. Either that or extreme nerves.
bmaltbie1 2
maybe he's gay
peruvian0299 8
There may be a chance he's gay. Don't be surprised if he comes out
Angelkisses130 26
If you being dry is the problem, one reason may be birth control. If you're on birth control, one symptom is decreased sex drive and/or dryness. If this is the case, try a different brand and if that doesn't work, stick to a different method (condoms, nueva ring, etc.) and don't forget, there's always lube :-)
NavyWife9299 5
she means that she hasnt had sex in a year...
firechivette 5
maybe he's gay or not attracted to you.
Paws_Cat 29
Viagra works wonders
brittanypllck 4
The fact you said new boyfriend means you probably deserve it