Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex for the first time in months. We wanted to spice things up by using chocolate sauce during a blowjob, but the chocolate glued his foreskin to his penis and he cried. Safe to say the dry spell continues. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31
I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.
gracehi 33
Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.
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Comments (113)
martin8337 36
At least it's consistent?
LightMyck1 7
sounds like he needs one thing. Viagra!
soulreaper12296 28
Just because you can't get hard when having sex with a girl doesn't make you gay. Ever heard of being nervous or erectile dysfunction?
ksks1234 33
Because medical science says: "when a guy cannot hold an erection, he must be gay." Sarcasm
tehdarkness 21
Something psychological is happening there....
shessohighh 10
Not necessarily. Diet, exercise, smoking, etc.. All factors that cause limp dick.
tehdarkness 21
Hard until entry though. Perhaps they should try anal! ?
shksha22 7
Am I those into one who's thinking,"Maybe this dude is gay"?
ber4fun 23
I was also thinking he might be gay.
yenze 18
I agree I think he's gay, but don't worry it won't be a hard conversation to have with him.
denaeb123 24
Okay not saying this is happening but maybe he doesnt like your...scent? Ive heard of it happening before. The boyfriend/girlfriend doesnt like doing anything sexual with the other because of the smell but are too embarrassed to mention it. either way, if you guys are comfortable enough to have sex they should be comfortable enough to tell you whats up!
sandmanvan 1
that's because he's gay and hasn't figured it out yet